In the event of my death...

AND ONLY THEN, will I have actually died.

OBVIOUSLY, the rumors and reports of my demise are either grossly exaggerated, simply false, or at the very least, somewhat early.

It HAS been a while since I have been active online.

I assure my students that I am alive, and quite well.

Given the extent to which this lie has been told I can understand some degree of "proof" may be required.

This will be forthecoming shortly.

Best regards,
Master James Arden